Forced Entries

The idea of a Blog or a Journal for my website was suggested to me as a way for my friends and fans to stay relatively up to date with me. Which I then suggested to them.. to never suggest that again. Daily entries to me, just sounds like extra work and feelings, and they both sound shitty. After long discussions, hours of quivering, and several bowls of... we came to an agreement. So, I bring you... Forced Entries!

This IS NOT a Blog Page. In no way what-so-ever is this a Blog. I don't write Blogs and I am absolutely NOT a Blogger. “Hey, check out my Blog!” How come? Why don't you just tell me what you have to say? Why would I want to read -anything- called a Blog? It sounds terrible. It sounds like you messed up on it. “Hey, did you read my article about what I think?” Yeah, and honestly... I think you blogged it a little.

[edit: talked with my webmaster and it turns out this IS a blog...]

This is also not a Journal. I don't own a Journal, I have never owned a Journal, and I am not going to pretend that my computer is a pretty little book with flowers on it. “Dear Diary, My feelings are stupid, and if anybody liked me at all I wouldn't need a Journal.” If you want to know how I feel, check out my tour dates and come to my show. I'll be Blogging all sorts of Journal Entries into the Microphone.