Goin to the BIG SCREEN in HOUSE OF FORBIDDEN SECRETS

I will be making a spectacular Big Screen appearance in House of Forbidden Secrets. I have a Horror Epic part paired of with long time friend and comedian AJ Finney. We will be playing henchman to Lew Temple of this Season's Walking Dead, multiple Rob Zombie movies and the upcoming "The Lone Ranger" w/ Johnny Depp. (I'm one step from Depp.) The movie is shooting in Kansas City, MO which is also my hometown, so I'm really excited to be able to go home for such a wonderful project. House of Forbidden Secrets already has Theater Distribution and you can find all info at houseofforbiddensecrets.com. Big Thanks to Producer Bryan David for making this all happen!!

Late Night at The Comedy Store.

Tonight you can find me performing Late Night at The Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd. I also have a 9pm show at Barney's Beanery in Pasadena, CA at 9pm. Make your choice. Come join the fun.

The Laugh Factory - Hollywood

This Friday January 18th 8pm - Come check me out at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood,CA. It's a Fantastic Club and I'm excited to be performing there. Please share the experience with me and be there.

***HOME GROWN HULLABALOO****

"THE HOME-GROWN HULLABALOO PARTY" CD RECORDING IN KANSAS CITY This is going to be a fantastic party equipped with "Party-Bus" option! (NO Reason To Get A DUI, You Know How We Party!) The Evening will be hosted by The one and only Val Baul 90.1 KKFI's "Vibes With Val" Radio Show Comedy Performances by Dustin Kaufman & AJ Finney (Dustin will be recording a new CD) Music performance by the CALAMITY CUBES All for only 10$ (party bus is more) Screenland Theater 408 Armour Road North Kansas City, MO 64116 For More Info Call (816) 421-9700

MY FIRST AND LAST KIDS SHOW

*Tonight was my first kids show* My buddy Jimmy thought it would be a good idea for us to do a Kids Show.. Live.... For Kids.. So me being to go getter that I am was like; "OK". First show was today. Kids were yelling, screaming, having fun, playing and laughing. (We had a fake hypnosis bit planned where every time he said "bacon" I would really want bacon. We cooked up a whole package of bacon for this). Here comes the bacon bit. He says bacon, I demand bacon. Kids Laugh. Continue a couple more bacon name drops and every kid in there was chanting "BACON BACON BACON BACON" Again any time I heard the word "bacon" I had to eat bacon. I am now standing there with almost an entire package of bacon in my mouth. Keep in mind I am in tears with laughter during this. I am trying to chew, trying to swallow my bacon, kids are loving it.. and There it happened. .I laughed with oqygen from the lungs. I couldn't help it and I didn't see it coming. No time to bring up my hands to cover my mouth. No time to turn my head. I just laughed. Hard. And there goes the bacon... Air born and destined for complaints to the management. Chewed bacon sprayed a mist the children. I don't know how many kids got it, but I do know that 4 parents complained. Tonight was my last kids show.

Horror Loves and Dies

I found out last night I will be making my feature film debut with a small part in a Horror movie, which means.. You can all watch me get killed on DVD/Blue Ray Summer of 2013. Thank you Dream Come True.

As Les Claypool from Primus

Have a listen as Producer Bryan David mentions me in the same breath as Les Claypool from Primus. Les is one of my favorite musicians of all time. I have followed his career since I was 13 years old and saw "My Name is Mud" on MTV's Headbangers Ball and this is probably one of the biggest honors to date.(I think skip to about 25-28 mins ahead) Thanks Bryan!! (Follow this link) http://www.nightwatchuniverse.com/podcasts/nightwatch/?tag=bryan-david