MY FIRST AND LAST KIDS SHOW

*Tonight was my first kids show* My buddy Jimmy thought it would be a good idea for us to do a Kids Show.. Live.... For Kids.. So me being to go getter that I am was like; "OK". First show was today. Kids were yelling, screaming, having fun, playing and laughing. (We had a fake hypnosis bit planned where every time he said "bacon" I would really want bacon. We cooked up a whole package of bacon for this). Here comes the bacon bit. He says bacon, I demand bacon. Kids Laugh. Continue a couple more bacon name drops and every kid in there was chanting "BACON BACON BACON BACON" Again any time I heard the word "bacon" I had to eat bacon. I am now standing there with almost an entire package of bacon in my mouth. Keep in mind I am in tears with laughter during this. I am trying to chew, trying to swallow my bacon, kids are loving it.. and There it happened. .I laughed with oqygen from the lungs. I couldn't help it and I didn't see it coming. No time to bring up my hands to cover my mouth. No time to turn my head. I just laughed. Hard. And there goes the bacon... Air born and destined for complaints to the management. Chewed bacon sprayed a mist the children. I don't know how many kids got it, but I do know that 4 parents complained. Tonight was my last kids show.