HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Happy Halloween to all my friends and fans! I hope your Halloween is, or was a spooky one with lots of delicious treats! Go trick or treating and eat all the un-open candy you get. "There's poinson in the candy corn! There's poison in the candy corn!" You know what?! If you ask me there isn't enough poison in the candy corn.

THERE IS NO POISON IN THE CANDY CORN..................... It's in the snickers.

Years ago a boy ate a cookie he got while trick or treating and it had been lased with heroin. This is the story that made it to the news. In reality his uncle was a junkie and had put heroin in the cookie and the boy ate it by mistake.

Which makes way more sense, because who's giving something away for free, that they would SUCK DICK FOR..... in a cookie?

READERS CHOICE Award 2011

I was voted by The People of Kansas City as the #1 comic 0f 2011. I had no idea this was even going on and haven't lived in KC for a year now, but in the heart of BBQ and Blues they choose me for their laughs.

I was #1 in The Pitch Weekly "Readers Choice" Best Local Comic of 2011. Thank You Kansas City. I love you and You will always be my home.

Best Local Comic

1. Dustin Kaufman

http://www.pitch.com/kansascity/people-and-places/BestOf?oid=2649380

BIG SHOUT OUT!!!!

I'd like to throw a shout out to one of my best friends in and out of the business AJ Finney who has moved on to the finals of the 2011 San Francisco Comedy Competition. Not only is he in the finals he took first in semi finals. That means he's already taken first against all the people that will be in the finals with him. So if you ask me, he already won.

www.ajfinney.com